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Turkeys Occupy the White House


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#GobbleGate: When the President Pardons One, But Inspires an Uprising. #AmnestyForAllFowl The turkeys have spoken! (And they demand justice before Thursday.) …

The Great #Turkey Uprising: @WhiteHouse Siege of the Pardoned!

In a stunning show of executive authority, President @realDonaldTrump today exercised the power granted to him under Article II, Section 2 of the United States Constitution “to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offenses against the United States.” This time, the beneficiary was a turkey named Gobble.

But the traditional pardon ceremony quickly devolved into a bizarre poultry protest. As the White House gates, normally reserved for world leaders, were surrounded by a surprisingly organized flock of fowl, the scene was chaos. Turkeys from every state—bearing hand-drawn, slightly soggy signs demanding “Amnesty for All!” and “Gobble Means Freedom, Not Just One!”—staged a sit-in on the lawn.

Meanwhile, the newly pardoned turkey, Gobble, seemed utterly confused, reportedly staring blankly at the official pardon document. One reporter overheard him clucking, “Wait, they only saved me? But… Thanksgiving is in two days! What about Mildred, or Barnaby? This is a load of birdseed!”

The headline of the day across all major news outlets is: “Executive Clemency Backfires: Pardoned Turkey Triggers Nationwide Poultry Protest.”

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Ercan HARMANCI

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